Thursday, January 29, 2009

Red-hot, I am shot

“Financial” has a married-with-kids rhyme with the words “turmoil”, “crisis”, “crunch” and other painful terms these days. I know, it doesn’t even rhyme. But what seems forced a few months ago appears easy as a Hawaiian breeze these days.

This uncomfortable breeze has fluttered its way to Asia, in the art corner of things.

In Reuter’s recent article (see below) , the ‘red-hot’ Chinese contemporary art markets seems to have cooled off somewhat, as bidders are shuddering from sub-zero temperatures rendered by the economic crisis.

Global financial turmoil was fingered the culprit for Sotheby’s poor showing at Hong Kong’s marquee autumn sale of Asian contemporary artwork. Shame-faced and in hiding, Financial Crisis nodded to its distant cousin – the Excess of Identity in Late-Stage Capitalism.

Proud representative of one of Asia’s rising identity incursions into the new world (order), perhaps all the attention on Chinese contemporary art has sort of made it out to be more ballooned up than it was intended to be.

Kind of like a shy child given too much exam stress. Buckles under pressure.

No longer a dumb comrade, Chinese contemporary art has taken on the veneer of East-meets-West, I-don’t-care-what-identity-you-canvas-cos-I-have-my-hybrid-own sensibility.

Yes, I have a voice. But what happens what late-stage capitalism catches up with art?

It has a price tag, its highs and lows, its place in the market. What happens after it’s dropped off unceremoniously from the good books of Big Brother?

People have short attention spans. Public memory is kind of taxed. Late-stage capitalism favours the excessive.

Put a price tag to art, you have an auction buyers and sellers.

Slap a price tag on identity, you get more than you bargained for. Too much. An excess of identity – bursting-at-the-seams identity, you don’t know what the price is any more.

It’s like a grotesque Frankenstein mish-mashing various nightmares into one ghoulish body.

Rather like that anime Paprika I saw recently, where people venture into each other’s – and eventual the general public’s – dreams. There was this festive parade of nightmare-bodies thrown together, and the moving mound of pulsating lives pushed on as it swallowed even more poeple-in-dreams.

What troubled me was this – these dreams eventually ate into (and ate up) reality.

Kind of like marrying a neo-Asian identity with consumer culture.


(Written in 'Writing for Online' course @ Amara)

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FROM REUTERS LAST OCTOBER:

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Global financial turmoil has caught up with the red-hot Chinese contemporary art market as bidders failed to buy top-flight paintings at a major Sotheby’s auction in Hong Kong on Saturday.

For the past few years, auction rooms in London, New York and Hong Kong have crackled with fierce interest in Chinese contemporary paintings as prices broke record after record.

But in Sotheby’s marquee autumn sale of Asian contemporary artwork, a key twice-yearly barometer of market sentiment among the world’s top collectors, 19 of 47 prominent works went unsold and others barely hit low estimates.

"The results weren’t at all ideal, and prices of contemporary Chinese art seem to have reached a peak now," Jackson See, a Singaporean buyer, told Reuters in the packed auction hall.

"It is showing signs of a real correction," he added.

Works by feted artists Zhang Xiaogang, Yue Minjun, Liu Wei, Liao Jichun and Zeng Fanzhi failed to sell with Zeng’s "After the Long March Andy Warhol arrived in China," for instance, attracting bids far short of its HK$20 million reserve price.

Sotheby’s said that after 5 years of "unprecedented growth" the poor showing was to be expected.

"It is not surprising that there will be some leveling off, which is what we also experienced this evening, in addition to some estimates which were overly optimistic," said Evelyn Lin, the Head of Sotheby’s Contemporary Asian Art department.



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Friday, October 24, 2008

A novelist is different

from a journalist.

I just read a blog entry of an old friend on Facebook. Cyberspace is kind of strange, the way it shrinks the space between people and make them feel closer to each other than they really are. Or the truth could be that it makes them realise that they are closer to each other than they appear.

The entry talked about observing an old uncle with a paper bag trying to cross the road. He was mumbling  and singing softly to himself, but failed repeatedly to cross that bustling road. 

A helpless look on his face. Strange looks from all around, those who gathered at the bus stop waiting for each of their rides. 

Was he singing a Hokkien song, or some inconceivable dialect? 

No one really knows. 

Some at the bus stop thought, perhaps he's quite mad. Not my friend. The old man continued to hum to himself, a secret song. And my friend thought secret thoughts. "I wish you happiness, singing-uncle-by-the-bus-stop."

A novelist writes. And so does a journalist. Both observe the common life, and also the very uncommon.

A journalist, seeing such an old man, will think: Why what when where how? Is there a news peg? Is there a story? What's my lead?

But a novelist. Ah. Sure, he thinks, is there a story?

But he is also a quiet observer, drinking in the people seen, the sounds heard. For in them, the secrets of life lie.

The novelist, upon seeing the old man with two paper bags, will think - and write - that it just is.

Yep it just is.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

God save the Queen

In light of the US subprime crisis and other infectious financial diseases, this letter is highly timely. And very funny.


Read on.


To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,''favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

How can one boy

have so much anger in him?

It has to come from somewhere, hidden in time.

So much hatred and poison spewing forth. He must be hurting very much inside.

He's so young, so very young. Everything seems hunky-dory on the outside. He's all smiley, mild-mannered, even pleasant to everyone.

Somewhere else in his mind, at the same time, he's wishing death to the people he hates.

This is the youth of today.

This is him, crying out for help, but at the same time making sure you don't get to come close enough to do so.

It's 'please help me, but stay the eff away'.

How, God, do we do this? There's only You.